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Wednesday February 27, 2008

Laugh it's Wenesday ~

.......A Day out with Dad

Took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had Spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad Kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every Time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter Old man, never done anything wild in your life" ?

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on His Response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did Not bat an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you Were my son." ?

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Saturday February 23, 2008

Saturday Night Music ~

Linkin Park

Shadow of the Day

I Close Both Locks Below the Window I Close Both Blinds and Turn away
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..... Just my Vanilla offering for a Saturday Night ~

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Thursday February 21, 2008

What Do You See ?

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS PICTURE : WHAT DO YOU SEE?

You saw a couple in an intimate pose, right?
Interestingly, research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario.
What they will see, however, is the nine dolphins in the picture! So, I guess we've already proven you're not a young innocent child.

Now, if it's hard for you to find the dolphins within 6 seconds, your mind is so corrupted that you probably need help! OK, here's help: Look at the space between her right arm and her head, the tail is on her neck, follow it up. Look at her left hip, follow the shaded part down, it's another one, and on his shoulder...

OH, SURE YOU SEE THEM NOW !!!

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Monday February 18, 2008

Monday's Laugh ~

Life in a High Tech World

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE HILLBILLY WOMAN
WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.
SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID..................." WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A FAX!!"

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Sunday February 17, 2008

Something New ~

Way Cool 'New Toy',... Thanks Scratch !

www.Jango.com

Humorous Greetings

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