
Baby airplanes-
A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from
Kansas
City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the
window)
turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big
cats
have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?" The
mother
(who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.
So
the boy went down the aisle and asked the stewardess.
The stewardess, who was very busy at the time, smiled and said, "Did
your
Mom tell you to ask me?" The boy said, "Yes, she did."
"Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby
airplanes
because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your Mom explain
that
to
you."

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